5: Declassified

Ron Towers is back with an entire season of Five squished like dolphin-safe chunk light tuna into one fishy-smelling feature!  When Governor Jim Douglas of Vermont secedes from the United States, Ron (played naked by Stefan Claypool) finds himself caught in a raging maelstrom of syrupy uncertainty and deceptive deception!  Which way did the guy in the turban go?  Do you want onion rings or freedom fries with that?  Tune in and FIND OUT!  Featuring an awesome MRTOTS cast.  Written and directed by Jack Cuneo.

5: Declassified